You have the right to REMAIN SILENT

I dedicate this post to all of the morons that missed the first seven words of their Miranda Rights. You know... "You have the right to remain silent".

I can't tell you how many people incriminate themselves because they forgot how to do one important thing... to SHUT UP!! ha

Please don't be mistaken. I as a police officer truly appreciate the moronic behaviour of people that have a bad case of mouthous-won't-stopus.

-Case in point- young suspect arrested for possession of a few pills. While at the station and asked how many he had consumed to determine if he would need medical attention the suspect enthusiastically informs us that he was quite all right and that while he regularly ate those pills, the ones he had were for him to sell. - Thank you for that. LOL

- Another example -
Officer: "Sir how many beers have you had tonight?"
Driver: "Not that much... Maybe a 12 pack. I drink all the time... a 12 pack ain't s**t to me."

- Yet another example -
Officer: "Is there anything in the car that I need to know about?"
Suspect: "No Sir. I threw it out of the passenger window"
Officer: "Threw what?"
Suspect: "Two pills"
Officer: "Really? Where?"
Suspect: "Should be right there on the side of the car."
Officer: "Humph... well look there. I really appreciate your honesty. Really!!"

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