Dumb get rid of the Dope Attempts

Lets get the obvious out of the way first. People get stupid when there is an impending arrest and they are to be the subject of that arrest.

I sit here thinking about all of the dumb ways people tried to get rid of the dope.

There was the time the young male, who was quite impaired I might add, had marijuana stuck in his teeth and pieces of it still on his lips. I asked him to smile and not move while I picked a piece of it out of his teeth with a tooth pick.

Or the time I stopped the guys on the interstate and the passenger had marijuana pieces from his collar to his belt. The spilt remains of the bag he ate as I was stopping them. I found it so funny I let them go, figuring he was punished enough for having to eat that crap.

Then there's the I'll just drop it right out of the car window and pretend it's not mine routine. That one ALWAYS works.

Oh and lets not forget the "I'll just drop my dime bag of MJ at my feet and maybe he won't notice and if he doe's I'll deny it's mine." Never mind that he already examined the ground where I was standing and the bag wasn't there 2 seconds ago.

Or the maybe I'll throw it on the other side of the armrest where he can't see it. Uh-oh... he approached from the passenger window.

Or the Imph Sorrph Offipher, I diphent see youph. Whaph? I donph haf any thingph in myf mouph.

and I love this one. The old "Hey man hold this for me while I talk to the cop that's stopping us." Sir where did you get this from... The driver. No kidding.

Or the spill it on the floorboard and grind it in. They won't notice it.

Then there's the ole' throw the dope to your buddy and yell "take that and run!" Works if you actually reach him with the throw.

How about I try and hide the pill bottle in the dish water while the police are kicking in my door? Oh damn... it floats and my hands are soaking wet.

These are just off the top of my head, and I'm sure as I sit here and think about it, I'll remember many more funny attempts at getting rid of the dope.

I'd love to hear stories of dumb attempts to get rid of the dope. Feel free to post.

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